StarWalker

The pen is mightier than the sword.  Especially if the pen is plated in polished ruthenium with a handcrafted fountain pen nip made from 14 K gold and plated in ruthenium.  It will also be more expensive than the sword as well.  But you can probably use the pen to spar with if the need arises.

Here we have the Montblanc StarWalker Midnight Black pen.  This cartridge fountain pen will surely make people double take on your instrument of writing.  Price? TBA.

And for those who do not know their periodic table, (but you should because sophisticated people know the elements,) ruthenium [Ru] is number 44 on the table.  It is part of the platinum group and is one of the rare transitionary metals as it is the 74th most abundant on earth.  Also, Montblanc made a pen out of it.  Excellent.